What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.