What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem

What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?

A honey bunny.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.