What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the hen cross the road?

because chicken.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Bad Mood Jokes More Bad Mood Jokes

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!