What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

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What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What does a cow call his girlfriend?

His significant udder.

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!