What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

Why was the Moon in a bad mood?

It was just going through one of its phases.