What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

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What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.

What state has the smallest sodas?

Minisoda :)

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Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges?

Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!