Why did the car swerve off the road?

It hit the chicken. Bazing!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Swerve Jokes More Swerve Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango