Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Previous Random Joke Next

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

Dan Jokes More Dan Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss