Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What is Bill Cosby's favorite flavor of ice cream?

Ten Roofies.

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?

They both drop their needles !

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss