What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls?

You can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Sledgehammer Jokes More Sledgehammer Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon