How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".