How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the dead baby in my microwave?

Isaac Newton died a virgin

Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.