How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

How do you tell a chemist no?

Nitrogen Monoxide

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?

Ask them to pronounce the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'