How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse?

My husband doesn't go to the circus

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What ringtone have you got?

Murphy asked Paddy, "What ringtone have you got " Paddy said, "I've never really looked, but probably light brown

What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

Why was the plumber stressed?

He had a high pressure job

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"