How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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How do you tell a good farmer?

He's outstanding in his field

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

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What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".