Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Where I from?

Please tell me.

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Why won't A Flock of Seagulls perform in the Middle East?

Iran so far away

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

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What do you call a search for small guitars?

Uke hunt!

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash