Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

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Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

How are 4chan and Tumblr alike?

They usually announce a trigger warning before mentioning a school shooting

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall