Why do so many American kids die in sch...

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

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How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What is a bus ?

A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

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Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash