What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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What do terrorists and the American government have in common?

They both blow up people who don't agree with them.

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.