What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

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What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What's the difference between U and I?

J

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?

Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.

Why did the rockstar turkey get kicked out of the concert?

Because he tryptophan.

Brit Jokes More Brit Jokes

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.