How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How do you know when the Moon is going broke?

When it's down to it's last quarter.

When does feminism stop?

When the car breaks down.

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How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

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What did the beaver say when his house burned down?

Damn

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.