How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What's the best part of two lesbians marrying?

Two cooks in the house.

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.