Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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Say the drinks are on the house

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A Poultrygeist!

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

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Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.