Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.