Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?"

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What time is it when a Muslim immigrant brings a clock to school in Texas?

Time to get a new principal.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What do you call a Bible for the blind?

The Holy Braille!

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Why are thieves the best actors?

Because they always steal the show.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.