What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What's the definition of a narrow squeak ?

A thin mouse !

What's the definition of a Yankee?

A. Same thing as a "quickie" only you do it yourself.

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How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

Who was the best actor in the bible ?

Samson he brought the house down !