Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

Why do bakers go into business?

Because they knead the dough

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.