Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

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How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

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Why is money called dough?

Because we all knead it.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.