Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
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When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Because he needed a poo.
A: He kneaded the dough.
They knead dough
They knead the dough.
They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.