What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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How many Syrians does it take to launch a missle?

Two. One to launch it, and one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What's the best part about sleeping with a Cubs fan?

They're used to disappointment.

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What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)