What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

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Why wasn't Boy George any good at English?

because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.

What was the best part about Narcos Season 2?

SPOILERS Tata, Pablo Escobar

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What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.