What's the best part about getting head from an infant?

Watching the soft spot move.

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What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

ya'll watch this!

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.

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What did on western cheese say to the other?

You gouda bounty on your head. You cheddar be here when I get back.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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What do they have in common ?

Both of them can sniff "the goods" but no one can touch !

What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic?

Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style.

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What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.