Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough :

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. They are very efficient and don't have much of a sense of humor.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Light bulb.

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What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What do you call it when a pickle makes a mistake?

A dill d'oh

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears