Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change.

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How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

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Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home."

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Mistake Jokes More Mistake Jokes

How many beers did you have while I was gone?

Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.

What's your biggest weakness?

Interviewee: "I never learn from my mistakes" Interviewer: "Oh, why's that " Interviewee: "I never make any"