What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

How does a poor man watch TV?

with binoculars. u know, he has to watch whatever the neighbours are watching.

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What percentage of police officers are strippers and what percentage of strippers are police officers?

I'm confused.

What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?

The thot police!

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Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!