What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

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What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!

Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

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Where do you go when you start up a videogame about Noodles?

To the lo mein menu

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!