What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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Why does nobody ever talk about Jack the Ripper's sleazier French cousin?

Jock the stripper.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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What do you call a black widow trapped in a bowl of noodles?

Natasha Ramenoff

What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

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What do you call a stripper you pay with noodles?

A PASTATUTE!!!

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute