Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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What do you tell your wife with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.