How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What would you like today?

Me: Make me look attractive. Barber: CAROL! CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS!

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!