When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani