Why are elephants gray?

A: So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!