What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
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An elephant with a wet boot
Because they are really good at it
Eliphino
Because they've got the same color trunks.
Elephino
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
I don't know but it's not rhelephant.
Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do
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So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
Marry it.
Call a big toe truck.
Baby elephants.
You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
Space.
A: Elephants never forget.
You don't, you get down off of a duck.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
6 foot of snot
Tranquilized.
Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"
How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
By tying a knot on its tail.
We don't talk about it...
In their trunk!
The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
He's a party pooper!
To forget
Oh look! A heard of elephants.
So you can tell them apart from blueberries!
Get in the trunk"
Who cares? It's a relephant.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
Well, if you don't know I'm definitely not asking you to mail this letter for me.
Because they work for peanuts
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
A visit from the university board of ethics.
Elephino.
Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
About 5 miles per hour.
Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.
You don't. You get down from a duck.
Wet
They only have one pair of trunks.
Take away its USB cable.
Big holes in your garden
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
He got a hole in one.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!
A dead rabbit with a big hole.
Stuck
Four. Because calling the trunk a leg doesnt make it a leg.
So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.
They can't get their trunks off...
Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?
Irrelephant.
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
ell if I know.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D
motorcycles don't have trunks
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
An irrelephant.
Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados
You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.
You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY
take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way...
A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.
So it could hide in the strawberry patch.... Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? No? See, it worked!
You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".
Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!
I don't know, but it isn't !
Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Two very unhappy animals.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
You don't. You get down off a goose.
Well, mostly to forget.....
Swimming trunks!
Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud
An elephant with diarrhea.
Big holes all over Australia!
You take the "F" out of way.
They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.
Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.
You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.
You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."
The Nobel Prize in Genetics.
They're both purple except the elephant.
The elephant of surprise. :)
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
Try picking them up !
The way they pronounce "unionized"
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
A nun with a javelin through her neck.
When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.
A polar bear
Give her a testicle.
contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.
They were pitted against each other
Because they have no pits.
Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.
If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.
