Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Howdeepisthepool?

He had too much to drink before he went swimming!

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.