Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do you use to buy drinks?

Bar tender

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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

How do you get an elephant across the freeway?

Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out "way". ... (there's no effin' way)

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Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ?

C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !

Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget