Why do elephants drink so much?

To forget

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?