How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

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What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician?

To the airport please