Liquor Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears

How do you make any woman wet?

Liquor

How does a French lady hold her liquor?

By the ears

Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

How do Jazz musicians drink their liquor?

Straight, No Chaser.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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