Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

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What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

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