Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in the closet?

a liquor cabinet.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

What's purple and sequels?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why does the left foot get all the blame if you're a poor dancer?

Oh, you have two left feet. Hur hur hur" I guess it is #rightprivilege

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal ... The ethiopian chasing it.

Sneak Jokes More Sneak Jokes

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.