Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

How many Arabs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews

Why is the dog man's best friend?

He has to have someone to blame the farts on.

Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why is the Adults only store open 24hrs?

Because get off at different times.

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.