Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What does Sean Connery surf on the Internet?

Reddish.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

Where did the spoiled milk sit?

On the top shelf. Where did the chocolate milk sit In the back.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Whats the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the teacher fell in the copier?

A: She was beside herself.

What day of the week did the 1st calendar day ever fall on?

Do the math! Me: Seriously ! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow

Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Sleep Pill Jokes More Sleep Pill Jokes

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.