Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do stoner cars store their weed?

In potholes.

What is a store for dogs called?

A Superbarket

Sna Jokes More Sna Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

What do snakes have on their bath towels ?

Hiss and Hers !

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.