Cupboard Jokes

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna

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Shelf Jokes More Shelf Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book?

Red hairing.

Old Man Jokes More Old Man Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ?

They couldn't they were adders !

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ?

A boa constructor !

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

Blame Jokes More Blame Jokes

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?

The food!

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Liquor Cabinet Jokes More Liquor Cabinet Jokes

What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

What do you call two lesbians in a cupboard?

A liquor cabinet.