Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?

Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna