Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

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What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the old man get for his birthday?

Cancer.

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What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on?

An unaware wolf.

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

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What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ?

Snakes and Larders !sna