What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

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Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

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Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What about the weasel?

That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.

Why can't a terrorist tell a joke?

They always bomb the punchline!

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How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...