How does a feminist screw in a light bulb?

She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to drop it and six to pick it up pick it up pick it up

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

One to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.

How many Irish does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!