What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted?

Make it Tso's Number One."

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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What sound does a Chinese cat make?

Mao

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.