What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

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What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!