What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

What time is it in Brazil?

Oh, it's 7 past Cesar

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who won the international race?

It was a Thai.

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

Holocaust Jokes More Holocaust Jokes

What's the difference between the holocaust and a jolly-good fellow?

Nobody can a jolly-good fellow!

Why would the Holocaust have failed if the victims were Islamic?

Because it would have been impossible to get a Muslim to take a shower.

Jackpot Jokes More Jackpot Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!