How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What did Peyton Manning said to his younger brother about the new NFL rule?

ELI5 (explain me like I am five)

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What time is it in India?

7-Eleven on the dot.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday?

Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas