How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

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How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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Why did the zombie turtle have so much trouble dancing?

Rigor tortoise.

Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

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How does a racist joke start?

A small loan of a million dollars.

What's ten inches long and white?

Not a damn thing! I thought it was time we had some racist jokes towards someone who isn't black for once D