How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Pen and Oink!

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.