How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

What do you call a European using the bathroom?

You're-a-peein"

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What do you call a secular humanist NGO?

A non-prophet non-profit.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*