How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

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How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)