It was a no brainer.
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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Give them a "test tickle."
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog.
Start with a brief introduction.
Evolution.
They gotta catch 'Jamal
The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
It pains them to have standards.
One has standards.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Me: Because I'm a plumber
Because they can never be a part of the solution.
Because the reaction could be explosive.
A no-brainer.
