Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber