Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

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Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

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How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

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What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

Why is turtle wax so expensive?

because turtles have such small ears