How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Why couldn't the chemist laugh at the queens fart?

Because noble gases are nonreactive.

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Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What vegetables do plumbers hate the most?

Leeks

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".