How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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A Leek!

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

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How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"