What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What did one plumber say to the other plumber?

Pipe down.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

Both looking for a tight seal.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!