What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What vegetable needs a plumber?

A leek.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party?

To find a tight seal