What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal