How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!