How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Why are homeless people always laughing?

Because they crack themselves up!

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why did you jump on a turtle?

Me: Because I'm a plumber

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.