How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why can't an egg ever be in charge?

Because they crack under pressure.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Market Jokes More Market Jokes

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.