What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

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Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

What's cold and always runs from a fight?

Coward ice.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

What do you call an aminoacid glued to an Australian?

A glutamate.