What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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How do you describe people who tell "I see dead people" jokes?

They have a sixth sense of humor

Why do you never see people with disabilities in North Korea?

You have been banned from .

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate