What did the Australian say to the two people fighting over bread?

It's stalemate

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Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful?

People could see right through him.

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Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How does an Australian shave?

Rise up lights

What do you call a display of Australian patriotism?

Stockholm Syndrome.