What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate