What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

What do Australians use for sun burns?

Aloe, mate. I'm sorry

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What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.