Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

he was tired of coffin.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!