What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

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They're both looking for a tight seal.

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To find a tight seal

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