What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

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Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

What's the best music to listen to while stoned?

Rock.

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.