What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

What do you call an epileptic covered in lettuce?

A seizure salad.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Me: I do.

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Why are the other numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

What's your cell phone?

iPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!