What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How much for the mirror?

Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

What did the rock say when he went metamorphic?

Holy schist."

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Why can a number divided by zero never be found in the dictionary?

Because it's undefined.

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.