What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

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Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...

Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

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What do numbers look like when they get divorced?

96

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?