96
Look ma, no hands!
In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
420
She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist
He found his wife sweeping with someone else.
Would #69 be too offensive?