Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"