Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

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What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

How do you keep an Idiot occupied?

Click here to find out( http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1v1wqm/howdoyoukeepanidiotoccupied/)

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Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why would Rip Van Winkle make a good janitor?

Because he swept for 20 years.

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.