Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

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What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.